westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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  • gay person: *breathes*
  • white girl: OMG you're so SASSY xDD i love gay ppl lolz lets go shopping
  • black girl : *blinks*
  • white gay man: Ouu bitch Mmmhmm hunty ,hey boo, wassup hood rat, yesssss bitch
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orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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legalmexican:

y’all need to chill

legalmexican:

y’all need to chill

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

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fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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ilana wexler | season one

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asylum-art:

Lucy Hardie’s Mysterious Illustrations

Lucy Hardie is an Australian artist who specialises in fine pen and ink drawings. Her meticulously rendered work reveals an otherworldly mystery and beauty.

Metal leaf and ink combine to produce a painting that is like a rapturous vision in the most dramatic and sublime form.”

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